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Still no good
Loons and Moons
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Another attempt resulted in ...
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?
So, the docs changed it to read
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do you think there is growing support for far-right parties in Europe?
So they tried
Then came..
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Does the rest of the world see America as a joke now that Trump is president again?
No way
Catatonics & High Colonics
Just Forget it!
Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?
Freaks and Cheeks
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Nuts and Butts
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