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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 22.06.2025 03:58

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Still no good

Loons and Moons

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Ben & Jerry’s board denounces ‘genocide in Gaza’ in ice-cream maker’s latest salvo against Israel - The Jerusalem Post

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Another attempt resulted in ...

AI Is Upending the Job Market, Even at AI Companies Like Anthropic - Business Insider

Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Largest Horned Dinosaur Ever Found Looks Like It Walked Off a Marvel Set - Indian Defence Review

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

share office space ...

Next, they tried...

Djokovic vs Norrie: Things we learned - Roland Garros

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Homophobia is clearly a harmful mental sickness. What can LGBT people do to cure it?

So, the docs changed it to read

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do you think there is growing support for far-right parties in Europe?

So they tried

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The Best Father’s Day Gifts On Amazon That Dads Can Actually Use - HuffPost

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Here’s what Ozempic and Wegovy are really doing to your mouth - The Independent

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Does the rest of the world see America as a joke now that Trump is president again?

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

Why is there no great temptress figure in any of Tolkien’s major works?

Freaks and Cheeks

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Markets News, June 6, 2025: S&P 500 Hits 6,000 Points for First Time Since February as Stocks Surge After Jobs Report; Tesla Rebounds From Sell-Off - Investopedia

No go.

Thumbs down again.

Nuts and Butts

How to watch Apple’s WWDC keynote with iOS 26 and more - 9to5Mac